aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:

many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

toadprince:

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

nitrogen:

“you’re better off being alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.”

— from an anon  (via danger)